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Tue, 2009-12-01 12:17.

Angela Greig

It's been kept fairly well under wraps...but Tiger Woods apparently had a little "fender bender recently." And by under wraps..I now know more about this incident than I did about the subject matter of any course I took in college. Tiger had a car accident sometime around 02:30 Friday morning, hitting a fire hydrant and then a tree with his 2009 Cadillac SUV. His supermodel wife Elin, busted out his car window with a golf club and a neighbour called 911 and Tiger was taken to the hospital with minor injuries. Rumour has it that Tiger's wife was exacting a little Carrie Underwood revenge on Tiger and his vehicle for cheating on her!. The resourceful spies of TMZ, who apparently have tapped every celebrity's phone reported Tiger called a buddy on Friday and said he needed to get his wife a "Kobe Special," which he described as "a house on a finger," a.k.a. a diamond so garish Elizabeth Taylor would be like, "oh please, now that's just excessive to make up for his indiscretion" I don't want to say that this is sticky situation, but Tiger has now redefined "Being in the rough."